D3 body, D1 cock
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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