Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My breasts were aching with rage.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
im on a boat
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