She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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