Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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