i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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