Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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