She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Randomize
