we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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