don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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