YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize