I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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