i'm signing you up for texting rehab
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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