he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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