try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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