real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I would ride that face into the sunset
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
