he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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