i think my mom watched the whole time
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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