She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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