Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
