whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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