I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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