im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
