I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
where are my eyebrows?
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