he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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