my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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