when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Randomize
