Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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