i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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