these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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