I can tuck mytits in my pants
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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