with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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