you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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