and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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