Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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