ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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