We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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