so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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