Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
foreskin is a definite game changer
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
It's shark week go big or go home
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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