i jhust puked up my retainher.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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