just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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