is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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