I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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