sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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