Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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