I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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