we're blogging at a bar
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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