I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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