I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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