these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
