What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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