O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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